With graduations (and faculty promotion and tenure season) just past, an oldie but a goodie: why God can’t earn tenure:
1. He published only one book.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. He did not publish it in refereed journals.
5. There is significant doubt He wrote it…
This is why I don’t go swimming.
(Source: madebyabvh, via electricpastry)
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via tainted-petals)